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Helga Mohammed

Upgrade Me

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 14 2010

Smoke signals would be a good upgrade for her phone.


 
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Upgrade Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2010

Smoke signals would be a good upgrade for her phone.




 
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Eat Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.




 
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Pardon Me Music Video

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 20 2010

She's like a mix between Ke$ha and Lady Gaga except she's totally not. She's just a very unique individual.




 
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Take On Me Literal Version

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2008

This literal version of A-ha's "Take On Me" is the song of the year.




 
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E Card Call Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 26 2003

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
 
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Tickle Me Emo

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 21 2006

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?




 
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ANGRY LEPRECHAUN WITHOUT ME

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 15 2005

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
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Fight Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 24 2011

Would you fight this ninja?




 
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Blow me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2007

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!




 
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You Like Me You Really Really Like Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2013

In honor of the upcoming Oscars we bring you Sally Fields's infamous acceptance speech from 1985. Thanks to Rich Juzwiak for putting together this compilation of all the parodies it inspired (including the one where Fields parodies herself which is where the exact oft-quoted line actually came from).




 
 
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The Talk to Me Pin

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2008

50% less effective than just getting drunk.




 
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Look At Me Being Serious

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

What happens when a guy's friends put hundreds of balloons in the dude's office. He throws a McEnroe.




 
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Valentines Day You Complete Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 6 2008

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
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Spring It One Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2004

These movie questions pertain to people exhibiting their springtime rights to be horny.




 
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Dont F with me

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."




 
 
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Will You Go To Prom With Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.




 
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The Climax Scene Really Got to Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 15 2012

OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.




 
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Me My Beaver

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2008

She's talking about her best friend.




 
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Tickle Me Penguin

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 19 2011

Wait for it, the little guy's adorable.




 
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Fondle Me Elmo

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 21 2007

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!




 
 
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Lindsay Paris Hit Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2006

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)




 
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You Make Me Smile

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2009

Nice dental work.




 
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Vote For Me 2008

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 8 2008

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!




 
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Kill Me Now

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.




 
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Mini Me Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2008

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.