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Unbreakable Product

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 18 2010

Not quite unbreakable.


 
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Unbreakable Product

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2010

Not quite unbreakable.




 
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Tidy Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2007

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…




 
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Danish Sperm

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

"For the woman on the go."




 
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A Brief History

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 11 2011

Of product placement in movies.




 
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Skid Mark Safe

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 24 2007

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?




 
 
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Movie Poster Game 8 Anything Goes

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 19 2003

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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The Wunder Boner

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2009

If you ever wanted to debone something, this is the product for you.




 
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Crazy Japanese Commercials

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2011

I love Japanese commercials. Even if you know what product is being advertised, they're too funny to make sense




 
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Japanese Belly Commercial

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 26 2010

I have no clue what this product could possibly be. But I love that they manage to work in the cleavage shot.




 
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He Who Dealt It

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2007

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.




 
 
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Touch Dic

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2007

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!




 
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Vintage Sexist Commercials

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2011

These commercials are so sexist and so funny that they can only be seen as a product of their generation. Apologies for the video quality, they didn’t have high-definition in the 1950s.




 
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Brut Beastiality

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2012

Really this is nothing new, a product promising to increase one's sexual prowess, but the fish and dog too? Let's break this down. Man puts on Brut aftershave. Suddenly man's wife is pregnant (and apparently it's 8 months later). Also with child, however, are man's fish and dog. Ergo, Brut turns men on to beastiality.




 
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Feels Like a Virgin

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.




 
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A Tiddy for your tiddies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2012

Yes this is a real product and, yes, that is the real name. WHY??! Forget about the fact that seat belts are stretchy and don't really tend to hurt. Someone in the marketing department over there has a naughty sense of humor, as do the people who allowed it to pass... as do the people who shot the commercial with all those er, tiddy close ups!