Not quite unbreakable.
The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?
Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!
I love Japanese commercials. Even if you know what product is being advertised, they're too funny to make sense
Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.
I have no clue what this product could possibly be. But I love that they manage to work in the cleavage shot.
These commercials are so sexist and so funny that they can only be seen as a product of their generation. Apologies for the video quality, they didn’t have high-definition in the 1950s.
This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!
This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.
Really this is nothing new, a product promising to increase one's sexual prowess, but the fish and dog too? Let's break this down. Man puts on Brut aftershave. Suddenly man's wife is pregnant (and apparently it's 8 months later). Also with child, however, are man's fish and dog. Ergo, Brut turns men on to beastiality.
Yes this is a real product and, yes, that is the real name. WHY??! Forget about the fact that seat belts are stretchy and don't really tend to hurt. Someone in the marketing department over there has a naughty sense of humor, as do the people who allowed it to pass... as do the people who shot the commercial with all those er, tiddy close ups!