Let the conspiracy theories begin.
This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.
Jonny Lives stopped by the LG Studio and were serious enough for a second to conduct this interview. For that we gave them love & candy.
Jonny Lives invaded our studio and all we got was this stupid performance. Actually, it was the opposite of stupid. It was awesome. See them play "Outside."
Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!
Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.
Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.
Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.
I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!
This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.
Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.
For just singles a day you can make a difference in these girls' lives. Won't you sponsor a stripper today?
Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.
More than 74 million people waste their lives playing this game. Now who wants to trade gold chickens with me?
WHY can't beauty queens speak??? Is it a prerequisite? Her name is Mariah Carey btw. And so the stereotype lives on...