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Traumatizing Your Child

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 5 2012

But just a little bit.


 
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Traumatizing Your Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2012

But just a little bit.




 
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Ruin Your Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 16 2011

And create a future serial killer, with this simple Christmas prank.




 
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Child Beater

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 8 2007

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.




 
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10 Craziest Child Preachers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2009

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.




 
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Michael Jackson Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 15 2006

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.




 
 
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Child TV Star Match Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2009

Who could forget about the child stars of the 80's? Choose and match the child tv star with their grown up self!




 
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Useless Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2007

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!




 
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How to Learn a Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."




 
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Fattest Child in the World

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2007

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.




 
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Child Star Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.




 
 
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Clean Your Balls

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2012

Have you guys seen this Axe commercial? Pretty funny how far they take it. The blue balls guy in the audience is our fave. Finally men are being pulled into the manipulative commercial market touting personal products that promise to make one (smell) more attractive, but are completely unnecessary. Ladies and gentlemen listen up, soap and water does the trick.




 
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Sweet Child OMine

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2011

Amazing cover.




 
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Molested as a child

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 21 2007

Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.




 
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Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2008

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.




 
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Your Oscar Picks 2006

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2006

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.




 
 
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Rate Your Sex Drive

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2004

Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!




 
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Choose Your Own Pimp Adventure

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.




 
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Unpimp Your Ride

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 25 2007

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!




 
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Animal Costume Video Get Your Hopes Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.




 
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Show Off Your Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 23 2008

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!




 
 
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Best Speech Given By A Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2011

This kid is just so excited about learning to ride a bike.




 
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Child Catches and Possibly Murders Huge Fish

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2009

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.




 
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BRIT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2ND DEVIL CHILD

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2006

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.




 
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All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 4 2006

Absurdist internet memes at their absurdiest.




 
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Mr T Treat Your Mother Right

By: LG Staff
Date: May 16 2008

Everything he wore and did in the 80s was gold.