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Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.
Who could forget about the child stars of the 80's? Choose and match the child tv star with their grown up self!
"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
Have you guys seen this Axe commercial? Pretty funny how far they take it. The blue balls guy in the audience is our fave. Finally men are being pulled into the manipulative commercial market touting personal products that promise to make one (smell) more attractive, but are completely unnecessary. Ladies and gentlemen listen up, soap and water does the trick.
Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.
Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.
Have you ever wondered how your sex drive compares to other people? Looks like it's time to rate your sex drive!
In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.
The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.
This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.