This is one guard no one would want to go up against.
Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.
Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.
Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.
Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.
Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!
So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?
Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the least realistic voice for their black cartoon character. White Italian? Maybe. Black? Definitely not!