Mother Nature still has the upper hand.
Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").
Thank God for dash-cams! Imagine this scene hurtling towards you: a truck full of cows skids across the road and flips over. Amazingly all the cows seem ok although, we imagine it was real pain to round them all up again. Why these tipped cows seem to be able to get back up we don't know... Maybe because they were more rolled than tipped so the momentum pushed them back to their feet?
Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.
Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.
Beware to all you show-off drivers and wannabe ghost-riders of whips. Your vehicle may turn against you.
Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.