Doesn't look great on everyone.
Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.
Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.
There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.
Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.
I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.
Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!
We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.
Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!