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Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 3 2009

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.


 
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Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 3 2009

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.




 
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Kourtney Kardashian Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2008

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?




 
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Obama Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2009

Now shut up.




 
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Amanda Bynes Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2008

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.




 
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Christina Hendricks Wants To Show Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2009

And by something we mean her chestickles.




 
 
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Tila Tequila Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: May 22 2009

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.




 
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Billy Corgan Tila Tequila Are Lovers

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 7 2009

This is so weird it's beyond description. Go Billy?




 
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Who Wants To Be Popular

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 29 2002

This is probably the most idiotic game we've ever produced. Sorry.




 
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Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2008

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.




 
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Audrina Wants To Give You A Massage

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2009

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.




 
 
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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Call You Later

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 7 2008

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.




 
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Tequila Suicide

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 22 2010

As if tequila isn't intense enough, already?!!?




 

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.




 

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.




 
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Tila Tequilas Calls Jared Leto Her Boyfriend

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2006

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?




 
 
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Jared Leto is Tila Tequilas Boyfriend

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2006

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?




 

An updated version of an old classic, but it still makes us giggle. A little reminiscent of Slum Dog Millionaire. If we were just swindled out of a million bucks, we would not be as calm as that guy.




 
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Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2009

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!




 
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Show Her You Care

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.




 
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Tara Reid Wants To Fly

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2008

Oh Tara, you're still our #1 one celebrity drunk.




 
 
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Weve Got To Do Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2008

Aldous Snow and Infant Sorrow perform their inspirational song from the upcoming film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.




 
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Morning Show Hosts Really Love To Wii

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 5 2010

I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.




 
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Regis Will Fart If He Wants To

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2008

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.




 
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Hitler Wants To Make A Meme

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 16 2010

Good ol' mass murderin' Hitler doesn't know making viral videos is hard! Well now he does!




 
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Katty Perry Needs To Pee Or Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 17 2008

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?