I can't decide if this is cool or disgusting.
Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!
Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!
Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.
This week we rip Senator John Kerry a new horse face, edible conservative and liberal pundits, Pizza and Taco, give you their take on the war on terror, and we show a clip of cheerleaders falling into things.
If they only knew back then what kinda monsters "Pay" (and non pay) TVs bring into our living rooms these days...
While taking a dump on your friends, it is always polite to bring reading material for both you and your toilet.
The world is ending! Only boobs can save you now! If you've never played Whoose Boobs, then you must be living under a boob. Ha.
Ok. So, basically, driving in Russia is f*cking terrifying. There are TONS of accidents and it is nearly impossible to receive any sort of compensation for damages (manage to catch the offender, get insurance coverage, then you have the corrupt officials to deal with) unless there is concrete evidence; hence the recent (and brilliant) serge in constantly recording dash board cameras. Oh, and Russians REALLY like to take out their aggression on fellow drivers. Well, the men do. Notice there are no women pictured. It's called civility. If you are wondering about the "poor" fellow who seemingly falls down in front of the car around 1:13 and then gets his ass kicked for it, well, apparently that's a common ploy in those parts. That fall was no accident. It's a straight up wild west out there. And it makes for some damn good footage! Enjoy! PS. If anyone can tell us what the heck is going on around 2:33 we'd LOVE to know...
Probably not sanctioned by the Australian tourism board. But, a great song about all the deadly creatures living Down Under.