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The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 12 2007

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.


 
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The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2007

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.




 
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The Powder Puff Boys

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2002

The Powder Puff Boys will kick your ass and shine your shoes.




 
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An Engineers Guide To Cats

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2008

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.




 
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Low and to the Left

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2007

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."




 
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Getting in the Pool

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 9 2011

With zero grace or coordination.




 
 
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Getting in the Car

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2011

Like a superstar.




 
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Teacher Nails Student in Head

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2012

Proof positive- all teachers DO have eyes in the back of their heads. And, teenage boys are clueless when in comes to getting girls.




 

And for your daily dose of cuteness.... More evidence that dogs are basically furry humans.




 
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Fat Kids Getting Hurt to Music

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2009

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.




 
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Spanish Fly Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 13 2008

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!




 
 
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Trailer Park Boys Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2008

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.




 
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Coming Down the Hill

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2011

The wrong way.




 
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Rolling Down the Hill

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 31 2011

The most painful way possible.




 
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Ultimate Girls Fail

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2010

Nothing is better than seeing girls fail.




 
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Movie Poster Game 84 Corey and Corey Movies

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2004

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
 
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Upside Down House

By: LG Staff
Date: May 14 2012

Does insurance cover this?




 
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Brokeback To The Future

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 3 2006

Brokeback + Back To The Future = Crazy Gaylicious.




 
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Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 18 2009

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.




 
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The Ashlee Simpson Lip Syncing Hoe Down

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 29 2004

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."




 
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Japanese Girls Try to Melt Ice Cream

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2009

As expected, they get pretty creative.




 
 
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Annoying Btch Falls Down

By: LG Staff
Date: May 3 2007

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.




 
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene 2

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2008

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.




 
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Girls Failing

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2011

Ten minutes of girls failing. Sounds perfect.




 
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College Girls

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2009

Choose your favorite girls from the college movie student body.




 

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