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Terror whiffed

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 11 2006

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?


 
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Terror whiffed

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2006

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?




 
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Game Show of Terror

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2003

The Game Show of Terror the War on Terror's #1 game show.




 
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Alligator Terror

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2005

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.




 
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Liza Minellis Sheer Terror

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 17 2007

Apparently horrifying outfits are *required* wear at the premier of Hairspray the movie. Liza legs did not disappoint.




 
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Bobsled of Terror

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 8 2012

This guy looks like he's going to poop his pants.




 
 
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SCARED YA Compilation of Terror

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2007

Nothing is more precious than the face of a child… as she is screaming in horror. Oh children, truly a gift.




 
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Chinese Scooter Police

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 3 2008

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.




 
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Screech Sex Sickening

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 11 2006

This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.




 
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The Newsiverse John Kerrys New Horse Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 3 2006

This week we rip Senator John Kerry a new horse face, edible conservative and liberal pundits, Pizza and Taco, give you their take on the war on terror, and we show a clip of cheerleaders falling into things.




 
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Whod You Rather Grindhouse

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 3 2007

This week who’d you rather celebrates the best of bad cinema at the Grindhouse.




 
 
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The Mist Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.




 
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Panic Bear is Panicky

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!




 
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Shining Parody

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.




 
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Movie Poster Game 52 Alien Infestation

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2004

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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The Poughkeepsie Tapes Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 18 2007

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.




 
 
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Child Star Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.