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Talkdown Optimus Prime

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 6 2007

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.


 
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Talkdown Optimus Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.




 
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Speed Painting Optimus Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2007

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.




 
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Optimus Primes Evolution of Dance

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 27 2008

Michael Bay said he could use some flames.




 
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Metroid Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2007

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.




 
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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!




 
 
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Talkdown Hayden Panettiere

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!




 
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Talkdown Paris Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.




 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
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Talkdown Vishnu Eats Babies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
 
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Talkdown Interview With Radiohead

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*




 
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Talkdown Britneys Breakdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2008

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!




 
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Talkdown Gay Dumbledore

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2007

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.




 
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Talkdown Oscar De La Hoya

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 147 Slutty Robots

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 19 2005

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
 
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Run By Farting

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 13 2006

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!




 
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Kim Kardashian in Lingerie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2008

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.




 
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Top 20 Sitcom Catch Phrases

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 14 2012

Whether we love to hate them or hate to love them, over time these zingy one-liners got etched in our brains. We find them coming out of our mouths sometimes resulting in our own laugh track worthy real-life moments, or, alternatively, leaving us mortified at what we just inadvertently revealed about ourselves: not only our age, but the mark left by all those prime-time hours in days of yore spent glued to the couch, pre DVR, wiping tears form our eyes as we learned important life-long lessons from The Tanners, The Winslows, The Russo's. The Drummonds, The Bowers, The Micellis, The Ts, etc... (Let us pray for the reality TV generation!)