To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.
Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.
How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!
Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.
This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*
We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.
Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.
Whether we love to hate them or hate to love them, over time these zingy one-liners got etched in our brains. We find them coming out of our mouths sometimes resulting in our own laugh track worthy real-life moments, or, alternatively, leaving us mortified at what we just inadvertently revealed about ourselves: not only our age, but the mark left by all those prime-time hours in days of yore spent glued to the couch, pre DVR, wiping tears form our eyes as we learned important life-long lessons from The Tanners, The Winslows, The Russo's. The Drummonds, The Bowers, The Micellis, The Ts, etc... (Let us pray for the reality TV generation!)