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Talkdown Hayden Panettiere

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 24 2007

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!


 
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Talkdown Hayden Panettiere

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!




 
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I Love You Hayden Panettiere

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2008

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.




 
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Hayden Panettiere Wears Underwear

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 24 2008

It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.




 
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Hayden Panettiere Doesnt Know You Exist

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2009

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.




 

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.




 
 
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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Call You Later

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 7 2008

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.




 
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Hayden Panettiere Picks Her Ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 31 2007

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!




 
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Hayden Eats Babies

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2008

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.




 
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Hayden Still Wont Bone You

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2007

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.




 
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Hayden is See Thru

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 5 2007

She used to be on Malcolm, but now Hayden Panettiere just acts like she's not am underage hottie.




 
 
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Hayden Drinks Some Milk

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2007

The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.




 
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Hayden Panettieres Vibrator

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 3 2007

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.




 
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Which Heroes Character Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2009

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.




 
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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!




 
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Does Hayden Have Toe

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 27 2008

Toe or no toe she does not look hot. The only people who would tell a girl this is a good look is another girl or a guy who is about to sex said girl.




 
 
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Talkdown Paris Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.




 
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Talkdown Gay Dumbledore

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2007

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
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Talkdown Britneys Breakdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2008

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!




 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
 
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Talkdown Optimus Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.




 
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Talkdown Interview With Radiohead

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*




 
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Talkdown Vishnu Eats Babies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.




 
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Talkdown Oscar De La Hoya

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.




 
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10 Big Primetime Lesbian Kisses

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2010

I love how the lesbian kisses were edited and then the characters disappeared. Now we've got Hayden Panettiere doing it to try and save her show.