This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!
Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!
When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.
J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.
Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!
One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.
Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?
This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*
If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.
Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.
This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.
Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!
Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.
This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!