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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!


 
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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!




 
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Interview with Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2001

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.




 
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Harry Potter Shocks Hermione

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2007

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!




 
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Spiderman vs Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2006

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.




 
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.




 
 
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Oh Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2007

Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.




 
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The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!




 
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Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 9 2011

Truly unique (polite-talk for, insane.)




 

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.




 
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Harry Hotter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2007

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?




 
 
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Talkdown Gay Dumbledore

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2007

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.




 
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Talkdown Interview With Radiohead

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*




 
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Sexy Hermione Costume

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.




 
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Hermione Flashes Panties

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2009

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!




 
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Heidi Potter in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 16 2007

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.




 
 
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Emma Watson in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 6 2007

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
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Talkdown Optimus Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.




 
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Talkdown Vishnu Eats Babies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.




 
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Talkdown Britneys Breakdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2008

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!




 
 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
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Talkdown Hayden Panettiere

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!




 
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Talkdown Paris Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.




 
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WYR Gay Wizards

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.




 
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WYR Fantasy Babes

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2008

This week Who’d You Rather takes a trip down the rabbit hole so we can look up the dresses of the hottest girls in Fantasy!