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Tae Kwon DONT

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 18 2012

Let's just hope these lil guys don't grow up thinking that's really how you fight... don't think these fancy jumping moves would fly on the streets, particularly the one where you turn your back to your opponent and hop precariously on one leg...


 
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Tae Kwon DONT

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 18 2012

Let's just hope these lil guys don't grow up thinking that's really how you fight... don't think these fancy jumping moves would fly on the streets, particularly the one where you turn your back to your opponent and hop precariously on one leg...




 
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Knock out Kick

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2007

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!




 
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Tae Bo Japanese Rap

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2007

Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".




 
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Dont Feed Miley Cyrus

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.




 
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Dont Touch

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2006

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!




 
 
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Dont Hate Me Because Im Dead

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 8 2007

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.




 
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Dont Text And Walk

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2011

Especially if there is a fountain in front of you.




 
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Dont F with Nature

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!




 
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Those Shoes Dont Match

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 12 2006

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.




 
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Dont F with me

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

This purse says "I am strong and independent, back off". Or, "I am a terrorist, detain me without question for many years at a time."




 
 
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Dont Photocopy Your Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)




 
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Dont Break The Furniture

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2008

You know it's time to lose weight when...




 
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Dont Talk To Strangers

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 22 2009

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.




 
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I Dont Dial 911

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 27 2007

Shoot first, and ask you if you want to join the Jehovah's Witnesses later.




 
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Dont Ask Questions

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2011

If you don't want an answer.




 
 
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Dont Scare Tyrone

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!




 
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Dont Worry Be Chubby

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 22 2010

It's definitely a talent, but how did they discover it?




 
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Cats Dont Care

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 3 2011

About anything.




 
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Dont Tailgate This Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2013

Firstly, it really seems like dash cams (constantly running camera's installed on your dash board facing out) are the jam in every country besides the USA. Just think of all the clarity (and hilarity) they would bring! Anyhoo, this is one bad mo' fo's reaction to being tailgated. It's possible he was going to do more until he saw the camera, but we'd like to think this brilliant move was the plan all along. Thank you sir, for standing up for the proverbial little guy, who is tailgated day in and day out, with no defense.




 
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Dont Fart in the Forest

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!




 
 
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Dont Jump On This Trampoline

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2008

...unless you want your ass to be poked.




 
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Dont Recall Tara Reids Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: May 13 2008

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.




 
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Dont Fall In The Creek

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2006

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!




 
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Britney Dont Need No Makeup

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2007

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.




 
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Warning I Dont Dial 911

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 1 2007

It's a message people need to know about.