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Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 29 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.


 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Fetus Spears is Born

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Interview with Britney Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2002

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.




 
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Suck My News Weekly THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Fetus Spears vs Fetus Garner

By: LG Staff
Date: May 20 2005

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!




 
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Suck My News Weekly Britney Humps Cat Stevens

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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The Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 1 2005

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!




 
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Dildo News Report

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

This simple robbery report gets spiced up when a rubbery appendage comes out the door!




 
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News Inside Britney Spears Crotch

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2006

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly September 5th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Britney Spears Mother of the Year

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 28st 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 4th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 4 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 16th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly The Apocalypse Cometh

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 11th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 23rd 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Sept 27th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 27th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly August 2nd 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 2 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly August 30th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly January 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jan 31st 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 1 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Celebs Gone Wild

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.