Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.
Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.
This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!
New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.
Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.
Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?
Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??
If you learn anything from Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's split, learn what failed celebrity couple you are.
For a split-second, Pamela's Anderson's nipple stuck out of her silver bathing suit on Conan O'Brien.
J.Lo and Ben Affleck are split and people are wondering: who will she date next? Joan Rivers has lined up a few celebrity suitors for her.
Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.
Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?
This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.