Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.
You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.
Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.
If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.
Spider Lamb is currently away right now, but if you leave a message he will rush to your resuce when he has the time. SPIDER LAMB!
Not the best tutorial to catch a spider. This guy should have listened to his daughter. Guess who screamed like a little girl at the end?
The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.
The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!