Spider Baby, Spider Baby, does whatever a spider can.
Spider Lamb is currently away right now, but if you leave a message he will rush to your resuce when he has the time. SPIDER LAMB!
If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.
Not the best tutorial to catch a spider. This guy should have listened to his daughter. Guess who screamed like a little girl at the end?
You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.
Maybe this guy can replace Tobey Maguire's horrible emo performance this summer. Watching this guy run into a wall is far more entertaining.