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Some Fat Dude Tries to Steal Hilary Duff

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 17 2008

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.


 
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Some Fat Dude Tries to Steal Hilary Duff

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 17 2008

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.




 
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Hilary Duff Hates Her Teeth

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.




 
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If Hilary Duff Had Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 25 2009

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.




 
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Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2009

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.




 
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Hilary Duff nets

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 18 2008

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.




 
 
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Hilary Duff Has a Magic Muffin

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 22 2007

Hilary Duff is a true performer. At the end of her last concert, her loins exploded and a unicorn, magic hat and David the Gnome spilled forth.




 
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Orange you sad Duff is fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2008

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.




 
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Hilary Duff Has Legs At Least

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 4 2008

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.




 
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Star Jones Kisses Some Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 3 2008

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.




 
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Haylien Duff Has Ugly Friends

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 17 2007

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…




 
 
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Spider Tries to Hide

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2011

But fails at it.




 
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Brooke Hogan Tries To Bounce

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2008

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.




 
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Lindsay Lohan And Some Dude On The Beach

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 30 2008

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!




 
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Puppies Try To Gangbang Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2010

...and afterwards they celebrated with cigarettes and doggy biscuits.




 
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Child Tries To Choke And Kill Seal

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2008

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.




 
 
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Audrina Tries To Kill Her Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 12 2008

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.




 
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Kelly Bensimons Boob Tries To Run Away

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2009

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.




 
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Frog Tries to Eat Flies Off Screen

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 19 2012

It ain't easy being green... so don't f*** with Kermie's pal!




 
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Guy Tries to Jump Through Glass

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2010

I don't know...I'm thinking it's a fake. Either that, or he's just an idiot.




 
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Fat Graduate

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.




 
 
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Thieves steal things

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2007

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.




 
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Dancing Old Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 3 2012

He's got the moves, baby.




 
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Fat Diver

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 24 2006

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.




 
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Hilary Swank Is A Giant Muscle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.




 
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Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 22 2008

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.