Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)
We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.
This video is a tribute to the following line in the Ranting Granny's, well, rant: "...nuclear waste, internet smut/ draw a tattoo upon your butt". Here we have internet smut AND butt tattoos... two birds with one stone. And, by the way, what the f*ck is wrong with today's youth?
Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.
Take an adventure into the exciting world of celebrity butts with noted Celebrity Butt-ologist - Uncle Cornswagle!
It's like he's listening to your butt's inner thoughts, and they're saying "more Kosher dills."
We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!
Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.
Have you guys seen this Axe commercial? Pretty funny how far they take it. The blue balls guy in the audience is our fave. Finally men are being pulled into the manipulative commercial market touting personal products that promise to make one (smell) more attractive, but are completely unnecessary. Ladies and gentlemen listen up, soap and water does the trick.
Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.
Whoose Badonkadonk Butt is the internet’s #1 celebrity rump shaker game. We show you three robust asses and you have to tell us who they belong to.