The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

In theaters 12-25-08. From director J.J. Abrams (“Mission: Impossible III,” “Lost” and “Alias”) and screenwriters Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman (“TRANSFORMERS,” “MI: III”) comes a new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, “Star Trek,” featuring a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

Hershey wants to remind the young children of the world that, it's only a problem if your fat parents find out.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?