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Clay Aiken Brings Sexy Back

Clay Aiken Brings Sexy Back

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

 

That's What She Said Over And Over And Over Again

That's What She Said Over And Over And Over Again

Every "That's What She Said" joke from The Office, ever.

 

Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"

Barack -- not his Momma -- says

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

 

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Katy Perry Fakes It At Denny's

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

 

Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

 

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

Mayer Is Playing In Aniston's Wonderland

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

 

Weatherman Makes Sex Joke

Weatherman Makes Sex Joke

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

 
 

Andy & Kickel's Def Comedy Jam

Andy & Kickel's Def Comedy Jam

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.

 

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote For Me 2008!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

 

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Jenna Jameson In A Cake

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

 

Anus' Pollute

Anus' Pollute

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

 

$10,000.00 Tip

$10,000.00 Tip

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

 

Tracy Morgan Is Pregnant

Tracy Morgan Is Pregnant

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

 

Man's Best Friend

Man's Best Friend

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

 

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

SaD: Anti Doucherbaggery League

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

 

True Love Exists

True Love Exists

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

 

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.

 

Diamonds = Sex

Diamonds = Sex

Puts a whole new spin on the term "Blood Diamonds"… menstruations jokes too tacky?

 

The Day the Routers Died...

The Day the Routers Died...

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.