The town of Brighton got more than they bargained for in their Christmas decorations this year...

The latest video from Asian female rap sensation Awkwafina proclaiming all the awesomeness of her "vag". Why not, male rappers have been doing it for years (Biggie's "I've got the cleanest, meanest, penis" is just the first fine example that comes to mind)? Watch to catch her lyrical gems such as " My vag, a chrome Range Rover/ Your vag, a hatchback, 81 toyota" or "My vag, won best vag/ Your vag won best supporting vag"...

OMFG. We may never swim in the ocean again! This happens way more than you probably think. According to one source there are at last 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States. Anyhoo, here's a tamer case that's actually pretty funny. No penetration, no grabbing limbs with their prehensile penises and pulling swimmers under (true occurrence!!!), just a little seemingly consensual humping action... good time had by all!

Preach on lil mamma!

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.

She's 86 years old, that's insane.

Poor thing is too stupid to understand leap year.

Luckiest 15 year-old ever.

Would love to see this guy in action.

She's Courtney Love, only with talent and without years of drug abuse. She's also only eight.

At least, the goal of the first two weeks of the year.

Check out this 14-year old Korean singer's cover of 'Rolling in the Deep.'

Give him a break, we all got a little crazy on New Year's.