Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

This can't possibly be written by WGA writers so please Hollywood, make it happen!

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.

BRB need 2 write it down

Pamela Anderson did a photoshoot on a boat in Cannes. So the title wrote itself.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

This parody of the trailer for "The Number 23" practically writes itself! Sillyness!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

This is what happens when LiquidGeneration's writers smoke too much endo.