Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

 

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

 

Amy Winehouse as a Simpson Character

Amy Winehouse as a Simpson Character

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

 

Young Jordan

Young Jordan

When Jordan was younger, her huge knockers were once slightly less vomit-inducing, and her face was slightly less wrecked. Oh how times have changed.

 

American Idol Freak

American Idol Freak

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

 

Wrecked Mustang

Wrecked Mustang

Never ever ever ever give the keys to your brand new $50,000 car to your 14-year-old. Never ever ever.

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

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