This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.