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Stupid Celebrity Quote Game 3

Stupid Celebrity Quote Game 3

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

 

Whales have guts

Whales have guts

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

 

Anus' Pollute

Anus' Pollute

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

 

The Real Tom Cruise

The Real Tom Cruise

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

 

SaD: Myspace Lies

SaD: Myspace Lies

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

 

Revolver Trailer

Revolver Trailer

In theaters 12-7-07. The greatest trick that he ever pulled was making you believe that he is you.

 
 

Guinness Domino Ad

Guinness Domino Ad

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

 

Half Life in 60 Seconds

Half Life in 60 Seconds

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

 

If Tim Burton were a chick…

If Tim Burton were a chick…

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

 

Hater Card: Bad Halloween Costume

Hater Card: Bad Halloween Costume

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

 

Manliest Commercial Ever

Manliest Commercial Ever

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

 

Kid Fresh

Kid Fresh

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

 

Ugly People Modeling Agency

Ugly People Modeling Agency

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

 

Elevator Out

Elevator Out

A new ad campaign in Japan plays a trick on the mind, confusing little Japanese mall patrons more so than usual. Why is it that every picture of an Asian has Asians in it with cameras?

 

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Gets Her Drivers License

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

 

Please Die

Please Die

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

 

5 Minutes for Total Pwnage

5 Minutes for Total Pwnage

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

 

The Comebacks Trailer

The Comebacks Trailer

In theaters 10-26-07. From the producers of Wedding Crashers, The Comebacks is a hilarious comedy that spoofs the best inspirational sports movies ever made.

 

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is Wet

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?