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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 
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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't Talk To Strangers

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

 

Dog vs. Man Dance Battle

Dog vs. Man Dance Battle

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

 

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

 

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

Hillary "Double Barrel" Clinton

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

 

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

TomKat Baby from Outerspace

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

 

Oh no, its land shark!

Oh no, its land shark!

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

 

Britney's "Real" VMA Choreography

Britney's "Real" VMA Choreography

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

 

Straight to the moon!

Straight to the moon!

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

 

No Homos In Iran

No Homos In Iran

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

 

Tae-Bo Japanese Rap

Tae-Bo Japanese Rap

Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".

 

Booth Babes 6: Boobs of the Year Award

Booth Babes 6: Boobs of the Year Award

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

 

Our Favorite Toy

Our Favorite Toy

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

 

Life Ruined by Tea Bagging

Life Ruined by Tea Bagging

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

 

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