PHOTOS
I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.
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4/14/2008
ANIMATIONS
Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!
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2/27/2008
PHOTOS
Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.
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11/21/2007
VIDEOS
The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!
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11/12/2007
PHOTOS
Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.
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11/7/2007
PHOTOS
Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.
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9/25/2007
VIDEOS
Don't worry about Billy Blanks' career. It is alive and well in Japan with the release of his upcoming rap album titled, "BOOM BOOM Wonderland".
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9/25/2007
VIDEOS
Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.
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12/22/2006
PHOTOS
And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.
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9/1/2006
GAMES
Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!
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8/11/2006