Seriously? Where in the world is this a problem? Please tell us, we would like to know when traveling, which public transit network to avoid. Another thing… why are the other passengers just sitting there?

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Episode one of The Guild, in which we meet the poor souls trapped within the world of internet gaming. Wait a minute… hot girls don’t play video games. What a rip, FAKE! Go to Watchtheguild.com for more info!

Some amazing CGI work mapped over some real live footage. Imagine a world where plants had eyes.

PingPing, the world's shortest adult got to meet Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man. Then they made sweet, sweet love.

China's got back! In the world's largest bathroom!

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.