One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

It's hard to explain why you should watch this video, lets just say Canada is serious about work place safety.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

In theaters 11-21-07. Ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where seven characters embody a different aspect of the musician's life and work.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Some amazing CGI work mapped over some real live footage. Imagine a world where plants had eyes.

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.