Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

Make a pan flute out of tampons! This music really "flows!"

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

Luckily, this huge truck missed hitting any pedestrians!

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.