Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Beth Ditto showed the the world her lady bits and ended up looking more like a black hole, sucking the life out of the room.

Cameron Diaz took some time out of her busy day to throw some oranges at Ashton Kutcher… but who was she really thinking of…

Check out the Airborne Toxic Event doing a pure acoustic version of “Poor Isaac.” This is the way we like it over at the LG studios!

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.