A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.
If you're going to karate kick somebody on a street in front of lots of people, make sure there is nobody there to film it.
When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.
The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.