Cat Mistake |
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Sexy Flexible Girl |
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Flawed Oil Change |
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Super Smart Chimp |
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Wheelchair Drifting |
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Excavator Skills |
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Confused Dog |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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When Someone Says Pull Over |
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Insane Bike Race |
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Woops. This just BREAKING: Nope, Ke$sha is not sexier than Grace Park.

Come to think of it, she kinda looks like that dude in Pan's Labyrinth.

For more of Ke$ha, see The Superficial.
If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.
Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.
Reporter takes a dive. Woops.
We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.
This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.
Finally, these guys are true friends.
Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!