I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

It’s time to play Who’d You Rather with Imus’ “nasty ho” pals, the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

The Silent Years are a Detroit based group who got lost and ended up in Los Angeles. Since they were already here, we figured they should come by the LG Studios and play us some songs. And you know what? That’s exactly what they did! Check out this brooding version of “Devil Got My Woman.”

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

This woman doesn't need to be clinically insane to think her hair looks bad. But she is, none-the-less.

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!

He's got 99 problems but a bitch-slap ain't one.

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Karaoke bars are awesome… especially when they're filled with obnoxious Asian women.

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

She could save me any day!!

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.