Danica Patrick Hits Pit Crew

Danica Patrick Hits Pit Crew

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

 

Just Like Us!

Just Like Us!

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

 

Show Off Your Bra

Show Off Your Bra

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

 

Poop Dress

Poop Dress

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

A Woman's Place

A Woman's Place

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

 

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's Cottage Cheese Sister

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

 

Natural Beauty

Natural Beauty

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

 

Women are tasty

Women are tasty

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

 

Hater Card: Transvestite Halloween

Hater Card: Transvestite Halloween

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

 

Wooden GPS for Cavemen

Wooden GPS for Cavemen

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

 

When You Wish Upon a Knocker

When You Wish Upon a Knocker

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

 

The Eye Trailer

The Eye Trailer

In theaters 2-1-08. Jessica Alba stars in the remake of the Hong Kong film "Jian Gui". The story follows a woman who receives an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

 

Borat's Wife is Going to Pop

Borat's Wife is Going to Pop

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

 

Two Hot Trannies

Two Hot Trannies

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

 

Tranny Versus Lez

Tranny Versus Lez

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Rippa, Phone Home

Rippa, Phone Home

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

 

Diana Ross - 28 Days Later

Diana Ross - 28 Days Later

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

 

Secret History of the Bra

Secret History of the Bra

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

 

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