This would be funny if it weren't so true. Women were made to clean clothes, and so are moms.

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Check out all the sexy woman who attended this year's World Cup. We're officially moving to Europe.

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

Women who dress like Santa make us act like naughty, naughty boys.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

We show you a picture of a scantily clad woman and you have to tell us whether she's a pop star or porn star!

We show you a picture of a scantily clad woman and you have to tell us whether she's a pop star or porn star!

We invaded the privacy of the women who passed below our studio and the result was this titillating video.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

The boob series so nice we made it twice. We invaded the privacy of the women who passed below our studio and the result was this titillating video.

Not a day goes by when Slippy Jenkins isn't harassed or stalked by hot women. It's just the perils of being an internet celebrity.

We invaded the privacy of the women who passed below our studio and the result was this titillating video.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.