PHOTOS
Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!
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7/24/2008
ANIMATIONS
Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.
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6/27/2008
VIDEOS
See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.
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5/16/2008
PHOTOS
Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.
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5/12/2008
PHOTOS
What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.
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5/7/2008
PHOTOS
She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?
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4/25/2008
PHOTOS
There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.
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3/19/2008
PHOTOS
Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!
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9/24/2007
PHOTOS
Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.
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8/28/2007