OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Animals! They can be dangerous! Especially ones that are huge, have wings and can't even fly! (WHY DOES GOD DO THAT!??!?). Here is a kid who falls of a horse (or donkey!?!) and gets attacked by an Ostrich. This is hilarious because the kid lives, but it is even more hilarious because the kid could have been killed and it would have been caught on film. WHO DOESN'T THINK THAT'S HILARIOUS!?!

 

 

Andy Dick's Mug Shot

Andy Dick's Mug Shot

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

 

Chicks Eating Wings

Chicks Eating Wings

...or America operating at full potential.

 

Angel Boobs

Angel Boobs

Boobs always look a lot prettier with wings attached to them.

 

Hooters Beer Trick

Hooters Beer Trick

We just go there for the wings.

 

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

My Little Right Wing Nightmare

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

 

Mary-Kate Oldson

Mary-Kate Oldson

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

 

Epic Public Access Music Video

Epic Public Access Music Video

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

 

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pamela & Spade Are Freaking Me Out

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

 

Penis Turkey

Penis Turkey

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.