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We don't know why Michael Cera is hanging out with Jersey Shore's Pauly D, but we can only assume it's for a new movie role, where Michael plays an adorkably awkward kid from Connecticut who spends a summer at the Shore and fist pumps his way into the heart of every trashy, drunken whore on the boardwalk. There's also a hilarious scene where he enters a tanning salon and hijinks ensues! Here's to hoping.
More pics at Celebuzz. BTW, make sure to take our How Jersey Shore Are You quiz.
This is Coco, rapper Ice T's girl. Many of you would laugh at a girl like this if you saw her at the gym. Some of you might even call her a slut, skank, whore -- all those horrible words used to denigrate women who don't look like your mom or sister or homely wife. You might say, "Well, I can't be with a girl like that because her boobs are too fake," or "I'd never bang a girl like that because it looks like her ass is stuffed with two giant pumpkins, which are stuffed with warm cottage cheese." Well, you're a liar. You're a big fat loser of a liar. We all know we'd marry a chick that looks like this. We'd give her all our money, we'd let her have 12 of our children. We'd do everything for her because a girl who looks like this deserves to have everything done for her. She's the one you've been waiting for all these years, she's the only one that could ever mean anything to you. Just look at her. Look at that ass. No Avatar effects here. Everything you see is real. Now stop judging Coco...stop judging Ice T. Go forth and find someone just like Coco and hold on to her ass till your last, loving breath.
Yeah, in addition to being a BIG FAT CHEATER he also loves to fart while playing golf. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? WHEN TIGER WOODS WAS JUST A NICE GUY WHO LOVED TO PASS GAS AND HE WASN'T SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!?!
Ah, the good ol' days.
YouTube Whores with Henry The Internet Monkey
Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.
More Like Pussycat Artists
The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.
Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores
Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.
Lingerie Lineup
An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...
Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores
Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!
Santa has a Whore
Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.
9th Grade Whore
Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??
Fashion No No
Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.
Pedophiles are the Sex!
This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!
Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya
This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.
Dance Like Britney: Comeback Edition
Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.
Lohan and Tyra's Big Song
In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.
Big Brother, Big Boobs
Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.
Fake or Slutty 4
See if you can tell the difference between real photos of famous girls whoring it up for the camera and Photoshopped forgeries.
Jessica Simpson Whores Out
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?