Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

See if you can tell the difference between real photos of famous girls whoring it up for the camera and Photoshopped forgeries.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.