OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Birkhead & DanniLynn on the cover of OK!

Birkhead & DanniLynn on the cover of OK!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

 

Larry & DanniLynn

Larry & DanniLynn

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

 

Drag Queen Test

Drag Queen Test

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

 

Lindsay Lohan Tabloid Slut

Lindsay Lohan Tabloid Slut

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

 

Paris Hilton's Butt

Paris Hilton's Butt

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

 

Crock Croaks

Crock Croaks

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

 
 

Porn Star or Pop Star

Porn Star or Pop Star

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.