This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Sometimes it’s almost impossible to distinguish whether a person is black, or just really tan.

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

This is cruel. When our friends pass out all we do is eat them.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

Watch people's faces when they realize they're going to be a parent. Stupid heads.

Nothing funnier than a fat and awkward kid who becomes famous for being fat and awkward.

Crispin Glover was supposedly on LSD when he did this interview. He's completely Nucking Futs.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.