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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

House of 1000 Muppets

House of 1000 Muppets

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

 

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Do You Know Hip-Hop Lingo?

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

 

Meg White Sex Tape Is Real

Meg White Sex Tape Is Real

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

 

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

 

Celebrity Slaughter House

Celebrity Slaughter House

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

 

Furniture Store for Black & White People

Furniture Store for Black & White People

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would you survive in a horror movie? Find out by taking this quiz! Last House On The Left Now In Theaters!

 

Bush's White House Invasion

Bush's White House Invasion

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

 
 

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 
 

Triumph the Insult Comic at the RNC

Triumph the Insult Comic at the RNC

Triumph the Insult Comic goes to the Republican National Convention to make fun of white people.

 

Sex Tape Edition

Sex Tape Edition

In honor of Meg White, here’s a Sex Tape edition of WYR!

 

Sexy White Trash

Sexy White Trash

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

Amy Winehouse Is Racist

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

 

Head Bobbing Kittens

Head Bobbing Kittens

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

 

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