PHOTOS
The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".
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4/29/2008
PHOTOS
After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.
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12/6/2007
ANIMATIONS
Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?
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8/25/2006
NEWS
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
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7/7/2006
GAMES
Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.
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12/9/2005
ANIMATIONS
Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.
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11/5/2004
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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6/21/2002