Mario Wedding Cake

Mario Wedding Cake

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

 

Ghost Ridin' White Boy

Ghost Ridin' White Boy

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

 

Brogaine Hair Treatment

Brogaine Hair Treatment

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

 

White Guy Rule #32

White Guy Rule #32

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

 

Whiteboy Dancing

Whiteboy Dancing

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

 

Bad Ass Kid

Bad Ass Kid

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

 

Britney on The Today Show

Britney on The Today Show

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

 

Tom Cruise Is White

Tom Cruise Is White

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

 

Best Rap Battle Ever

Best Rap Battle Ever

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

 

Kate Moss Pole Dances

Kate Moss Pole Dances

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 164: White Trash Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 164: White Trash Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

How White Trash Are You?

How White Trash Are You?

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!

 

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