Meg White Makes Reporter Puke

Meg White Makes Reporter Puke

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

 

Heidi Montag Stalks her Prey

Heidi Montag Stalks her Prey

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.

 

Cat's Out of the Boat

Cat's Out of the Boat

White water rafting with a cat can be dangerous. And not just because of the claws!

 

Fashioin Junkie

Fashioin Junkie

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

 

Coco's Booty

Coco's Booty

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

 

White Supremacist Has S#!tty Face Tattoos

White Supremacist Has S#!tty Face Tattoos

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

 

Segway Mom

Segway Mom

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

 

TrachenWeird

TrachenWeird

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

 

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

 

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney Undercover as Bad Santa

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

 

B*tch Stole My Fish

B*tch Stole My Fish

White people are always keeping the black man down.

 

Sanjaya's Mom Smokes Pot

Sanjaya's Mom Smokes Pot

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

 

White Chicks & Gang Signs

White Chicks & Gang Signs

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

 

Nicole Doing Coke

Nicole Doing Coke

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

 

Lindsay Has Coke-Nose

Lindsay Has Coke-Nose

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

 

Name That Game: Playstation Power

Name That Game: Playstation Power

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

 

Crackhead Blind Date

Crackhead Blind Date

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

 

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

Black Rhythm Leg Spray

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

 

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