90% of these girls live in Orange County.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

It's a message people need to know about.

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Nothing represents the strength of the Jewish community like a hand-bra. I love God's chosen people.

Watching people faint is surprisingly rewarding… especially when they take down the people around them!

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Think people are afraid of skunks? Well… they are!

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

The SLIP are a trio from Boston and Montreal who sound like there’s at least 6 people in the band. When they were in out studio we kept having to double check and make sure there were only three of them. It’s true. Anyway, they came in and treated us to an acoustic-y rendition of their single called “Children of December.”