The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Hello and welcome to Whose Boobs the only on-line game with tit-mites in its smile and all the tender sweetness of s a seasick boob-o-dile.

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

A month of Christmas specials equals a month full of reasons that you should probably get TIVO.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Kiefer loves his whiskey and he loves his Christmas Trees.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

Watch the creators of Liquid Generation sing you a Christmas song!