Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!