The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.